Leveson: The press – but not politicians or the police – have been very naughty boys.Your ‘independent regulation’ plan is useless, adopt mine. I can help you cut your libel bills via an arbitration arm but we need a law to make this happen.

Cameron: I like the ‘Leveson principles’ but not a Leveson law.

Clegg: I like them both.

Cameron: Let’s have another debate to get me off this hook.